I’m Not Married

A soldier went to his colonel and asked for leave to go home to help his wife with the housecleaning.
“I don’t like to refuse you, ”said the colonel,“but I’ve just received a letter from your wife saying that you are no use around the house.”
The soldier saluted(致敬) and turned to go. At the door he stopped.
Colonel(上校), there are two persons in this regiment(团队) who handle the truth loosely(说话不靠谱), and I’m one of them. I’m not married.”

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